Coaching Adventures
Are you looking for a full transformation of an area of your life? Do you want to be yourself version 2.0, the one after the software upgrade? Do you want to be the biggest, strongest, happiest, most fun and most powerful version of yourself? This might require a software wipe, a new download and a new software installation.
Let’s meet once a month for an hour-and-a-half for 9 months until you have fundamentally metamorphosized this area of your life through coaching and neuro-linguistic-programming.
My financial code upgrade
If your bank account were a phone battery, would it always be at 2%? Does payday feel like a hostage situation where your money gets taken before you even touch it?
My Career Software Code Upgrade
This upgrade will reprogram your confidence, uninstall imposter syndrome, and give you the cheat codes to getting promoted without selling your soul.
My Parenting Software Code Upgrade
If parenting feels like trying to tame a tiny drunk person who has no respect for sleep, personal space, or logic, you’re not alone. Say goodbye to guilt and hello to bedtime victories, tantrum taming, and actually enjoying your tiny overlords.
My Entrepreneurship Software Code Upgrade
Ever feel like running a business is just expensive gambling with a side of panic attacks? This program deletes the “fear of failure” malware, replaces it with an “I eat challenges for breakfast” mindset, and upgrades you to CEO-level confidence.
My Relationship Software Code Upgrade
Are you tired of attracting the same emotionally unavailable people, human red flags, or partners who text back slower than dial-up internet while hitting on your friends? It’s not you—it’s your relationship software. This upgrade deletes the “why do I always pick the worst ones?” bug, installs clear communication skills, and gives you a love life that doesn’t feel like a tragic rom-com in which Renee Zellweger ends up in a mental institution.
My Health Software Code Upgrade
If your fitness routine consists of lifting snacks to your mouth and doing cardio only when you’re running late, your health software needs an upgrade. This program rewires your brain to actually want to move, swap stress-eating for stress-beating, and finally make peace with veggies and fall in love with your body.
My Happiness Software Code Upgrade
Happiness isn’t just for toddlers and golden retrievers—it’s your bloody birthright! This upgrade installs instant joy, removes unnecessary stress pop-ups, and teaches you how to be happy without needing WiFi, wine or anti-depressants.
My Appearance Software Code Upgrade
Ever catch your reflection and think, “Wow, I look… exhausted”? If your confidence has been buffering for years, it’s time for a major aesthetic software upgrade. This program isn’t about changing you—it’s about making you see how ridiculously good-looking you already are.